Where are you? I’ve decided that I don’t like sewers, and when you come back, I want you to come and kill everything in that sewer. Or at least the slimy monsters in it. But I’ll get to that.
You know how we had to go looking for some men in the swamp? We found lots! We found some dead bodies that teddy didn’t want me to see, but how scary can dead bodies be? They are dead! Teddy is such a scardy cat sometimes. Admittedly these dead bodies did jump up and tried to eat us, but my new friends and teddy made them more dead. Deader. It was a little odd that they looked like they had been dead a long time and we had only seen some of them a day or earlier…
Anyway, we caught up with the barbarian wild men and it turns out that they like playing with dolls too! There was a whole bunch of them in this cave with an old statue. Writ or Gidi said the statue looked sort of like some old god, but we couldn’t figure out who it was. So we took some dolls and then snuck back through the bad peoples camp. It was a little tricky, but we managed.
When we got back to the camp though, everyone was gone! The whole place had been destroyed. It was a little sad… I had made some friends there. Oh well, we found a new friend! He was a funny man that Shan and I rescued from a bunch of angry villagers. I felt just like a hero. Maybe one day I could go with you when you go out to save the day?
The man got us to go back and rescue his wife and statues as well. I guess he can’t sleep without his dolls either. I’m just lucky that mine can follow me around! We decided then that we should find the army and headed back to Tarkmen but it was surrounded by bad guys too. Some men from a nearby town manage to sneak us in to the sewers on some boats at night.
And this is when I found out I don’t like sewers….